Thursday, December 23, 2010

S.O.S.

You'd think I would be bored by now. You're thinking wrong. I'm not. I'm just tired of not getting any answers, even to my most desperate questions. Hey, universe!! I'm talking to you... Help me out a little, please please! Only I can solve my problems,  I'm aware of that. But give me some inspiration or a path to lead me to a clue. When I start complaining (which is not something I do a lot unlike the past week) my mom keeps reminding me that there are people literally starving to death in Africa. I'd help them if I was Angelina Jolie. Sure I would. The woman's got everything! Including (ok,  I'll admit it) pretty kissable lips. I hate her. I used to deny her beauty but hell, I'm giving up. And young Brad Pitt was totally hot, too. I'm done pretending that he wasn't. Though I'm still refusing to state that he looks good now because he simply doesn't. The guy has wrinkles and he's like over 30 years old. Plus I don't have an "older-guy-fantasy". What's with the older guys, seriously? Blondes just adore them. Anyways, no offence but they are blondes after all... Older guys only care about your ass, ladies. And although you won't admit it, all you give a shit about is their wealth. It's not like their grand wisdom mesmerizes anyone. I despise the show "The Girls of the Playboy Mansion", by the way. Heff is such a pedo. Even pedobear's criminal record should be cleaner than him. But those dumb girls "looove" the old brat. Yeah, sure! God, I just read the entire blog and it makes no sense at all. Even better! (I know, I know.. This is just how bored I am.) Somebody help me!!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

My Life Is A Mess

Damn, I missed writing! I have a lot going on in my life right now and even though I could, I didn't bother to make space to post a new entry. I'm aware that I don't have any followers whatsoever but it's still nice to share things and pretend that somebody actually cares. Since, you know, that's like my biggest problem. Nobody seems to give a shit about me, and I'm talking about my own mom. People are so caught up in their on lives that they won't stop and try to sympathise with you. Screw you guys, I'm going home. Love you, Eric Cartman!!